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Diagnosis Madness


Just today, I saw my doctor, I went for a prognosis

For depression and neurosis

What’d he say? I’m rather shocked now

He said my diagnosis was serious psychosis

Ooh ooh, whoever caused this pain?

Ooh ooh, it’s driving me insane

Ooh ooh, so now I take a vow, diagnosis madness

Diagnosis madness, you are gonna pay somehow!


Years ago, I can’t believe it, life had been so magic

But now it’s turning tragic

Now I know, I can’t conceal it, my life so full of gladness

Has slowly turned to madness

Ooh ooh, if I could turn back time

Ooh ooh, maybe I’d change my mind

Ooh ooh, but it is too late now, diagnosis madness

Diagnosis madness, you are gonna pay somehow

Diagnosis madness


You can’t see me, I am waiting, my hand’s shaking

It’s so sad

You can’t see me, my heart’s breaking, I’m not faking

I am bad!

Diagnosis Madness! Diagnosis Madness! Diagnosis Madness!

Aaah!


Where was I? I don’t believe it. I was in your garden.

What on earth has happened?

Open my eyes. I must have dreamed it. I am all alone now

In bed here at my home now.

Ooh ooh, it must have been a dream

Ooh ooh, I could not be so mean

Ooh ooh, there’s knocking on my door! Diagnosis madness

Diagnosis Madness! Diagnosis Madness! It’s the law!

Diagnosis Madness!


How Many Streets (Lead to Nowhere)?


1. I was walking down a street as the sun left the sky

When a girl dressed in brown smiled while passing me by

I wanted to say “Hi” but I felt too shy and almost stuttered

By the time I’d gained composure and I turned around

It seems she’d disappeared so I stamped on the ground

Then further down the street kicked a bottle I found in the gutter


2. I came to a pub so I walked on in

There were three card players with their whiskies and gin

So I went and bought a beer called “Old Speckled Hen” and drank it.

On the tele was some football from the Champions League

And some player kept on swearing at the referee

On his shirt was the name of a loan company linked to banking.


How many streets lead to nowhere? How many streets lead to you?

How many streets lead to nowhere? Ooooh. Ooooh.


3. The football came to half-time as a 1-1 draw

And an advert shouted betting odds on who might score

I decided to leave but just outside once more I met her

We both said “Hi!”, so I said “Wanna drink?”

She smiled and said “Ok”, then gave me a wink

We walked into the bar and I started to think life’s getting better


How many streets lead to nowhere? How many streets lead to you?

How many streets lead to nowhere? Ooooh. Ooooh.


How many streets lead to nowhere? How many streets lead to you?

How many streets lead to nowhere? How many streets lead to you?


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